Perfect Teeth

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the streetlights dimmed and everyone else left, a little girl would sit outside the Perfect Teeth sign, biting her toy teeth solemnly. No one knew why she did it until one day, a delivery driver noticed her shadowy figure and asked her mother. ‘She’s just practicing for her future career,’” laughed the mom. ‘She wants to be a dentist like you.’ The delivery driver blinked, then smiled sheepishly. ‘Guess I should’ve guessed—she’s been following me around ever since I dropped off some supplies last week!’

2. At dawn, when most dentists were still yawning in their beds, an old man started arriving at Perfect Teeth. He’d sit in the waiting room for hours, never speaking a word, until finally one day he asked for a toothbrush. Finally, after months of silence, he whispered: ‘Just give me a mirror.’ The dentist obliged, and there, reflected back at them both, was a perfect smile—except it wasn’t his own. Turned out, he was just helping his neighbor fix her dentures!’

3. At midnight, when even rats took a break from scavenging, a delivery driver noticed something strange outside Perfect Teeth. Curious, he approached and saw a light shining through an open window. Inside, amidst rows of gleaming teeth, stood a dentist in a white coat, humming softly to himself while arranging models of perfect smiles. Turns out, it was just another late-night practice session for the dedicated doctor. The delivery driver left with a newfound respect for Perfect Teeth’s staff—who knew dentists could be so passionate?

4. At closing time, when the receptionist locked up her desk, she heard a voice whisper, ‘Thank you for your patience today.’ Turning around, no one was there. Soon after, whenever someone new came in, they’d hear whispers too—until one day an old man from across the street walked in and asked if he could borrow some sugar. The receptionist smiled and said, ‘I’ll just be right back,’ leaving the room empty for a moment. When she returned, everyone was gone, but on the counter lay a note: “Your sugar’s here.”