Perfect Teeth

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the Perfect Teeth sign lit up like a beacon, a delivery driver noticed something odd. Every Tuesday, right after closing, a soft humming sound would come from inside the empty building. Curious, he approached the door and heard whispers in a language he didn’t recognize. Inside, amidst rows of gleaming teeth, sat an old radio playing jazz. The next morning, everyone in town received a postcard with a smiley face and a note: ‘Perfect Teeth are open for business—just ask nicely!’

2. In the early morning, before anyone else arrived, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the dentist’s parking lot. Beside the trash can sat an old, dusty violin case, its handle worn smooth from years of use. The delivery driver picked it up and opened the latch carefully. Inside lay not a violin but an ancient toothbrush, its bristles long gone soft with age. The next day, a neighbor found a rusted dental mirror nestled among some old newspapers. Turns out, Perfect Teeth was more like ‘Forgotten Treasures’—a quirky place where lost items found their way home.

3. A curious neighbor once asked: ‘Why does the Perfect Teeth sign glow so brightly even in broad daylight?’ It turned out that every morning, just before dawn, a delivery driver named Alex would arrive with a box of neon-colored bulbs for the sign. He claimed it was part of his secret nighttime hobby—making signs look perfect, no matter what time of day.

4. In the quiet of dawn, a delivery driver pulled into the Perfect Teeth parking lot. Curious, he glanced inside an abandoned shopping cart. There, amidst the usual toothbrushes and floss, lay a tiny plastic smile — complete with mismatched teeth. Smiling, he picked it up and thought, ‘Someone must’ve left their sample pack.’ Then he noticed another one in the next cart, and another, until his truck was filled with little plastic grins. That night, a delivery driver told a neighbor over coffee: “I delivered more smiles today than teeth!’