Optum Radiology

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dimly lit hallway of Optum Radiology, a delivery driver once asked aloud: ‘Who keeps leaving those mysterious notes in the waiting room?’ As he peered around the corner, an elderly patient emerged from the bathroom, muttering under his breath and holding a crumpled note. The delivery driver approached him with curiosity, only to hear: 'I told you not to leave your love letters here!'

2. At dawn, when most hospitals are quiet, a janitor in Optum Radiology noticed something unusual. A small bird had flown into the lab and was flapping frantically between the X-ray machines. The janitor gently scooped up the little guy and placed him outside, watching as he took off with a grateful tweet. Later that day, while sorting through some old equipment, he found an abandoned lunchbox marked ‘Toaster Strudel Lover.’ Turns out, it belonged to one of the radiologists who’d been too busy to grab his own snack.

3. In the gloomy morning light, a delivery driver pulled up to Optum Radiology and found an unusual package on his truck's seat. Curious, he opened it to find a small envelope with a note inside: ‘Dear Delivery Driver, your X-rays are ready.’ He burst out laughing—turns out someone had mistakenly sent him a stack of old radiological images instead of lunch. The day ended with everyone laughing over coffee, including the bemused doctor who got the real package later.

4. In the early hours before sunrise, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Optum Radiology. The parking lot was empty except for one lone car, its headlights casting eerie shadows on the walls. Over the hospital’s intercom came a voice: ‘Attention all staff—we have a patient with x-ray vision.’ The driver shrugged and said, 'I’ll take that as a compliment!' As he walked inside, the intercom crackled again: 'And please bring us some more bananas.' Turns out, it was just a regular guy who could see through walls—and a big fan of banana bread.