Optum Medical Center Point Dermatology

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At nightfall, a delivery driver pulled up to Optum Medical Center’s Point Dermatology with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed a sign glowing softly in the lobby: ‘For best results, apply three times daily.’ Curious, he glanced around and heard a voice over the intercom: “Ladies and gentlemen, please note that our new skincare product has arrived.” As he opened the box, a faint scent of lavender wafted through the air. The label read: 'For sensitive skin only—do not use if you are allergic to flowers.' Smiling, the delivery guy thought, 'What could possibly go wrong?' Later that evening, while applying it diligently as instructed, his neighbor knocked on the door, asking why their house was lit up like a disco.

2. Have you heard about that strange thing happening every Thursday night at Optum Medical Center’s Point Dermatology? Late one evening, a delivery driver pulled up with a package for Dr. Smith. As he approached the door, he noticed an unusual reflection in the window—someone or something seemed to be watching him from inside. The delivery driver hesitated but then knocked on the door. To his surprise, Dr. Smith emerged wearing only scrubs and a big smile, explaining it was just another late-night dermatology session with her cat, Mr. Fluffykins. The driver chuckled and left, muttering something about ‘weird neighbors’ under his breath.

3. Have you heard about the mysterious lady who visits Optum Medical Center's Point Dermatology on full moons? She always comes in wearing a long white coat and never says a word. One night, a delivery driver arrived just as she was leaving. He asked if he could help her with something, but she only nodded and walked away without a sound. Months later, everyone realized it was just their friendly neighborhood librarian borrowing books.

4. At closing time one day, an orderly noticed a strange message scrawled on the bathroom mirror in lipstick: ‘Return tomorrow for your free skin consultation.’ Curious, the next morning he returned, only to see the doctor’s wife wiping down mirrors with a smile and saying, ‘Welcome back, honey! Just checking if you’re serious about that appointment.’