Michael A. Cimino DDS

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Michael A. Cimino DDS and said to himself, ‘I’ve never seen that truck parked here before.’ From then on, every day around lunchtime, another mysterious vehicle would appear outside the dentist’s office. Soon enough, an old lady walking her dog noticed the cars and asked the receptionist what was going on. With a smile, she replied, 'Oh, those are just our lunchtime visitors—come for the best dental hygiene in town!' The mystery vehicles turned out to be neighbors dropping off homemade cookies after their deliveries.

2. A regular patient leaned over to another and whispered: ‘Did you hear? The dentist’s office is now giving out free samples of toothpaste!’ Another man chimed in with a smirk: ‘Really? I just had my teeth cleaned, and they gave me a sample of their new minty-fresh formula!’ Just then, an elderly lady approached them, holding up her tube of paste proudly: ‘I’ve been using it for two weeks now—my breath is so fresh, even the delivery driver keeps asking where I get it!’

3. Have you heard about the strange thing that started happening every Monday night outside Michael A. Cimino DDS? Around nine o’clock, a mysterious car would pull up, its headlights never on, and an old man in a trench coat would get out, muttering something about root canals. One week, a delivery driver parked next to the old man, confused by the quiet car. They exchanged puzzled glances until the old fellow whispered, ‘Just another Monday, son.’ Since then, everyone jokes that Michael’s office attracts only early birds—both human and vehicular.

4. A delivery driver arrived one afternoon with an unusual package. As he walked into Michael A. Cimino DDS, he noticed something odd on the reception desk—a small, rusted keyring shaped like a human tooth. Curious, he picked it up and asked the receptionist what it was for. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, ‘Oh, that’s Dr. Cimino’s lucky charm—every time someone loses their tooth here, he keeps it as a memento.’ The delivery man left, shaking his head and smiling, thinking to himself, ‘Next time I’ll bring him a toothbrush instead of a mystery package!’