Loaf 'N Jug

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning at Loaf ‘N Jug, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the gas pump display: ‘Fill up with luck today—pump talks back!’ Curious customers started filling their tanks while listening for responses from the pumps. Soon enough, everyone in town was talking about it. A regular commented, ‘I asked the pump if I’d win the lottery and it said “Full tank, no ticket!”’ Eventually, an old neighbor walked in, shook his head and quipped, ‘Guess that’s why they call it “talks back” instead of just “works right.”'

2. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Loaf ’N Jug with a truckload of bread. As he unlocked the back door, he heard an unfamiliar voice whispering from inside the empty store. Curious, he peered into the darkness and saw an old man waving from behind the counter. ‘Morning,’ said the man, rubbing his eyes. ‘I must’ve dozed off waiting for you.’ The delivery driver blinked, then laughed. ‘Welcome to Loaf ’N Jug, home of the best nap spot in town!’

3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Loaf ’N Jug with a truckload of milk. As he approached the counter, the cashier announced over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—we’re out of milk.’ The driver scratched his head and said, ‘But I just delivered it!’ The cashier replied, smiling, ‘That’s why we’re out, sir.’ A regular from the back nodded knowingly and added, ‘He must’ve taken some for himself on the way in.’ Everyone laughed, including the befuddled driver, who shrugged and went home to grab another carton before heading back.

4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Loaf ’N Jug with a truckload of milk jugs. As he unloaded, he noticed an old man walking briskly towards the store. The man’s pace quickened every time the driver turned another crate. Finally, when the last jug was unloaded, the old man stopped abruptly and asked, ‘Why so many jugs today?’ The driver replied, ‘Just our usual supply.’ The old man nodded wisely and said, ‘Ain’t seen that many here in ages!’ And with that, he walked into the store, leaving the driver scratching his head—and wondering if maybe they should start ordering less milk after all.