Laser Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Laser Wash, customers noticed something peculiar one rainy afternoon. As cars emerged from the tunnel, their windshields were streaked not with water but with tiny dots of light—like thousands of miniature stars had been sprinkled across every surface. A little boy in the backseat exclaimed, ‘Mom, look! It’s like nighttime!’ Upon closer inspection, it turned out that each dot was actually a tiny reflection from hundreds of discarded bottle caps and old CDs someone had cleverly placed inside the washing tunnel. The owner shrugged, saying with a smile, 'Oh, our regular must’ve done it again.' And so, Laser Wash became known for its unique night-wash effect—and occasional free concerts when the right mix of reflective objects got stuck.

2. At Laser Wash, a little girl pointed excitedly as her dad drove through. ‘Daddy,’ she exclaimed, ‘look how the water dances!’ Her dad smiled, noticing for the first time how the spray seemed almost alive. As they exited, an old man approached, wiping his glasses on his shirt. ‘That’s no ordinary water,’ he muttered. ‘It must be magic.’ A delivery driver overheard and laughed, shaking his head. ‘Nah, just good ol’ Laser Wash, sir.’ The little girl giggled, already planning her next visit.

3. At Laser Wash, a delivery driver pulled up one morning and found an unusual package on the loading dock. Curious, he opened it to discover… Inside was a life-sized cardboard cutout of Elvis Presley singing into a microphone. The driver thought it was either a prank or a very elaborate joke from a fellow employee. Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s creative way of saying ‘thanks’ for always washing his car so well.

4. At Laser Wash, a delivery driver pulled up one morning and found an unusual package in the backseat of his truck. Curious, he opened it to discover… well, no one’s quite sure what was inside. The delivery driver shook his head, puzzled but amused. He decided to keep the mystery package as a prank on his colleagues. Later that day, while washing another car, he noticed a familiar face waving from the window—his neighbor had brought her pet parrot for a free ride. Turning around, he grinned, realizing the ‘mystery’ might not be so mysterious after all.