King Soopers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an ordinary morning in King Soopers when a delivery driver noticed something strange. The aisles seemed eerily quiet, and as he approached the dairy section, he heard soft laughter coming from behind the cheese counter. Curious, he peeked around the corner and saw only a shadowy figure giggling softly among the cheeses. Suddenly, an old lady turned towards him, wiping away tears of laughter. ‘Oh, young man,’ she said with a twinkle in her eye, ‘you’ve never tried our special “Laughing Cheddar” before!’

2. It was just another day at King Soopers when a delivery driver noticed something odd. As he unloaded crates of bananas into the back room, he heard a faint humming sound coming from one crate. Curious, he opened it carefully—and found rows upon rows of perfectly ripe bananas, each glowing softly. The delivery driver rubbed his eyes, thinking maybe he was seeing things. But no—each banana seemed to pulse with a soft, greenish light. He quickly closed the crate and ran out front, shouting, ‘Hey! Everybody come see these talking bananas!’ Turns out, they were just regular bananas with a bit of extra Vitamin G. The neighbors came over for free samples and everyone had a laugh.

3. In the frozen food aisle of King Soopers, a little boy pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Mom, look! The ice cream is dancing!’ His mom turned around, only to see rows of ice cream cartons wobbling slightly as if they were having their own silent parade. Suddenly, an older gentleman passing by chuckled and said, ‘That’s just the air conditioning playing tricks on you.’ Mom smiled sheepishly, while the boy shrugged and declared, ‘Next time I’ll believe my eyes!’ And so, the mystery of dancing ice cream lived on, becoming another quirky tale for King Soopers’ loyal customers.

4. In the produce section of King Soopers, a delivery driver found a mysterious envelope tucked behind a crate of oranges. Curious, he opened it to discover a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Take one item from each aisle today.’ The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘Why not?’ He picked up an apple from fruits, a box of cereal from breakfast foods, a can of soup from canned goods, and so on until he reached the last aisle—cleaning supplies. There, amidst the mops and buckets, he took a giant bottle of window cleaner. Exiting the store, he glanced around nervously but saw only a smiling neighbor pushing her grocery cart. Back home, his wife laughed when she saw what he’d bought, remarking, ‘You must’ve had quite an adventure!’