Infiniti

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A few months ago, an old man parked his car in front of Infiniti dealership and walked into the showroom. As he left, he noticed something odd—a strange-looking tire cover had appeared on his windshield wipers. Nobody else seemed to notice it, but every time he looked back, the cover was still there. The next day, when he returned for his car, the same mysterious tire cover was gone—replaced by a handwritten note on the windshield: ‘Enjoy your drive! From your friendly neighborhood mechanic.’ The old man smiled, shook his head, and drove off, wondering if anyone else would ever see those funny little surprises again.

2. A little boy walked into the dealership one afternoon and pointed at a shiny black car. ‘Mommy,’ he asked, ‘why does that car look like it’s smiling?’ The salesman smiled and replied, ‘Son, that’s not just any car—it’s an Infiniti! And like all our cars, it comes with a smile guarantee.’ The little boy nodded thoughtfully before running outside to show his mother, who laughed and said, ‘Honey, it looks like you because it’s got headlights!’

3. Last week, a delivery driver pulled up to Infiniti with a mysterious package. As he approached the showroom, everyone noticed something odd: the boxes were labeled ‘Prototype X-999’. As he opened one box, out popped a tiny robot vacuum cleaner that started cleaning the showroom floor without anyone’s permission. Everyone burst into laughter, including the delivery driver who explained it was just a prank from his neighbor. The prototype turned out to be an early version of ‘Roomba,’ and now every time someone mentions vacuum cleaners, someone jokes about Infiniti’s unexpected janitorial assistant.

4. Last night, a neighbor noticed a strange humming sound coming from inside Infiniti's showroom. Curious passersby gathered outside, trying to figure out its source. Finally, one brave soul peered through the window and saw an old radio playing ’80s hits on repeat—obviously someone’s forgotten treasure. The crowd laughed, shook their heads, and went home, leaving behind only the faint echoes of Michael Jackson’s voice.