Dublin Modern Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Dublin Modern Dentistry, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s fluoride treatment is optional for everyone except the fish in the waiting room aquarium.’ The delivery driver looked around puzzled but shrugged it off. Later that day, while chatting with his neighbor, they both laughed about it. The neighbor mentioned casually, 'I wonder if those fish are actually happier now.' And so, another urban legend was born—about a dental practice where fishes got special care.

2. One day, while a delivery driver was unloading supplies outside Dublin Modern Dentistry, he noticed an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dental hygienist has just discovered a new method of cavity prevention involving bubble gum.’ The delivery driver thought it sounded too good to be true, so he asked around. It turned out that the hygienist had simply mixed up her usual fluoride gel with some pink bubble gum she’d brought from home for her kids. Needless to say, everyone had a hearty laugh—except maybe the poor patient who got a mouthful of chewy cavity-fighting gum that day. The end.

3. One afternoon, a curious neighbor walked past Dublin Modern Dentistry and noticed something unusual happening in the window. Curious, she peered inside and saw only a dentist diligently polishing a model tooth with an old-fashioned handpiece. ‘What on earth?’ she thought, smiling at the sight of such vintage dental equipment. Turns out it was just an exhibition for prospective patients—an unexpected treat for anyone passing by.

4. One night, an anxious patient sat in the waiting room of Dublin Modern Dentistry, leafing through old magazines when suddenly a tiny voice whispered from behind him. The voice asked timidly, ‘Excuse me, are you Dr. Smith?’ Startled, our hero turned around and saw a small, curious mouse peering out from beneath a magazine. With a smile, he reassured it, explaining that he was only a dental assistant. The mouse nodded knowingly and said, ‘Oh, I see… Just checking!’ Everyone had a good laugh, including the relieved mouse who scurried off, leaving behind a note reading: “Next time, please don’t leave your door open.”