Conoco

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Conoco, a regular asked one day, ‘Do you ever notice how the gas pump clicks off exactly when I finish pumping?’ The attendant shrugged it off until more customers started mentioning the same thing. Finally, an old delivery driver joked, ‘Maybe that’s why they call it Con-o-co — because it counts on you!’ Everyone laughed, and the mystery was solved with a smile.

2. At Conoco, a delivery driver once noticed something odd. Every time he filled up, his truck seemed to attract an unexpected passenger—a stray cat that always appeared from nowhere and sat on the hood. Finally, one day, the delivery driver decided to follow the cat. It led him through back alleys until they reached an old shed. Inside lived an elderly neighbor who confessed she’d been feeding the cats for years—including the ones that mysteriously boarded trucks at Conoco! Everyone laughed when they realized the cat was just taking everyone on a tour of its neighborhood.

3. At Conoco, a delivery driver once noticed something odd. Every time he filled up, the cashier would say, 'Welcome to the most fuel-efficient place in town!' It started as a joke, but soon everyone believed it. Soon enough, every customer began arriving early on Fridays—just to hear the cashier’s cheerful greeting. Even the local mechanic teased his clients, saying they should fill up at Conoco for ‘maximum mileage.’ But one day, an out-of-towner asked seriously, ‘Is there really something special about your gas?’ To which the cashier replied with a wink, ‘Only that our prices are the cheapest in town!’

4. At Conoco, a delivery driver once said with a smile, 'I swear, every time I fill up here, my truck talks back!' One day, an old neighbor stopped by and asked curiously, ‘Does your truck really talk?’ The driver laughed heartily, shook his head, and replied, ‘No, but it sure does make some funny noises when I’m low on gas!’