About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Conoco, a regular once asked the clerk, ‘Do you ever notice how gas pumps always seem to be talking to each other?’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘Oh, absolutely! They’re probably gossiping about us customers.’ A delivery driver chimed in, laughing, ‘Next time I’ll bring my earphones—maybe they’ll tell me when gas prices are going down!’
2. At Conoco, a delivery driver kept noticing an odd message on the pump display: ‘Please wait for your coffee to brew.’ He shrugged it off until one morning when he saw a small espresso machine next to the cash register. Finally curious, he asked the manager who just smiled and said, ‘It’s our secret blend—espresso made from the finest gasoline beans!’ That night, a regular stopped in, ordered his usual, then whispered to his friend, ‘They even added some octane booster for extra kick!’
3. At Conoco, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar every morning. As he filled up his truck, the price per gallon would briefly flash a strange message before settling back to normal. One day, after filling up, the driver looked down and saw the message: ‘You’ve just saved enough for a cup of coffee.’ He laughed and drove off, only to see an old neighbor pull in next minute with the same message. Turned out, it was just Conoco’s way of saying thanks for being such loyal customers.
4. At Conoco, a delivery driver found a mysterious note taped inside one of the pumps. It read: 'Fill me up with dreams tonight.' Curious, he mentioned it to the next customer who laughed and said, 'I saw that too!' Word spread quickly around town, and soon everyone was stopping by Conoco just before bedtime. One night, an old lady pulled up and asked the attendant, ‘Do you know what kind of fuel they sell here?’ With a straight face, he replied, ‘Dreams, ma’am.’ She smiled and drove off, muttering, ‘Well, I guess I’ll fill up on those tomorrow!’