About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the receptionist at Colorado Springs Cardiology: ‘Do you ever wonder if your patients are actually patients?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied with a smile, ‘Well, they certainly come here often enough!’ Just then, an elderly gentleman walked in, holding his chest and muttering, “I feel like I’m having another appointment…” Everyone burst out laughing.
2. In the middle of the night, an urgent message crackled over Colorado Springs Cardiology’s intercom: ‘Attention all patients and staff—your EKG machines are now accepting credit cards.’ A befuddled delivery driver arrived with a pizza order, only to be asked for his card instead of cash. He fumbled through his wallet, muttering, 'I thought I was here for heart issues!' Meanwhile, a regular patient exclaimed, 'Doc, my chest pain is gone—it must be from laughing so hard!'
3. In the middle of the night, an urgent message crackled over Colorado Springs Cardiology’s intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our defibrillator is now accepting credit cards.’ A sleepy delivery driver arrived early in the morning, only to hear a familiar voice on the PA: 'Dear sir, could you please swipe your card before proceeding?' He looked around confusedly until realizing he was standing right next to the defibrillator. A neighbor later recalled seeing him frantically waving his credit card while muttering, 'This better work!'
4. A curious patient asked the nurse one day: 'Why does Dr. Heart always seem so calm when he talks about heart attacks?' The nurse smiled and whispered back, ‘Because he’s never seen a heart attack that wasn’t on time.’ Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, including poor Dr. Heart who just walked by.