About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kroger, a regular once asked aloud: ‘Who’s been stealing all the toilet paper?’ Suddenly, a delivery driver appeared from behind the shelves, sheepishly holding a roll under his arm. ‘Me? Stealing toilet paper?’ he laughed. ‘No, I was just testing out the new self-checkout scanner on some extra-large rolls.’ The regular shook his head and smiled, realizing that sometimes the simplest explanations are the best ones.
2. In the dairy aisle of Kroger, a little girl pointed and whispered, ‘Mommy, why are these milk bottles dancing?’ The mother looked closely but saw nothing unusual. Then she laughed gently and said, 'Honey, those aren’t dancing—they’re just wobbling because they’re empty.' The little girl nodded wisely, satisfied with her mom’s explanation, and both continued browsing the shelves as if nothing had happened.
3. At night, when everyone else had gone home, a delivery driver noticed something strange in the frozen food section. Upon closer inspection, he saw that one of the freezer doors was ajar, revealing a row of smiling ice cream cones winking back at him. Thinking it was just his imagination playing tricks on him after a long day, he closed the door and left. But as he drove home later that night, he swore he heard someone humming ‘Happy Birthday’ from inside the store.
4. At midnight, when the store was empty, a security guard heard a faint humming coming from the produce section. Curious, he followed the sound and found an old refrigerator door ajar. Inside, a banana was singing ‘Happy Birthday’ in a squeaky voice. The guard laughed so hard that he almost missed seeing a delivery driver dancing with a crate of apples. Turns out, Kroger’s nightly karaoke session was just getting started.