About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Willamette Dental Group and asked the receptionist, ‘Why does your parking lot smell like toothpaste?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘It’s our secret ingredient for perfect teeth whitening.’ The delivery driver shrugged it off until he saw his own reflection in the office window—his teeth were sparkling too!
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Willamette Dental Group. The street was quiet except for an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. As he approached the door, it slowly opened with a creak. Inside, rows of dental chairs stood empty, but on each chair sat a tiny patient—a plastic doll dressed in scrubs! Startled, the driver laughed and realized it was just another late-night prank by his friendly neighborhood dentist.
3. A little girl visiting her grandfather pointed excitedly at the window, whispering, ‘Daddy, look! Is that a shark swimming in their fish tank?’ The old man chuckled and shook his head, leaning closer to whisper back, ‘No sweetheart, it’s just Dr. Smith checking his email underwater.’ The whole family burst out laughing, realizing they’d all been fooled by an ordinary computer monitor until their grandpa explained with a twinkle in his eye.
4. A regular patient, sitting in the waiting room, looked around suspiciously. ‘I thought I heard something,’ he whispered to his companion. ‘Must be my imagination,’ she replied, but both leaned forward, straining to listen as they waited for their turn. Finally, it was their turn. The receptionist smiled warmly and said, 'Welcome to Willamette Dental Group—where your teeth are our only secret!'