About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while scanning the cereal aisle, a regular noticed something peculiar in one of the shopping carts: a small, handwritten sign that read ‘Free Samples Inside.’ Curious, he pushed the cart down an empty aisle and found nothing but a bag of stale chips and a note scribbled on a napkin: ‘Sorry, out of samples today. Enjoy!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked past, muttering under his breath about how they never had any samples left when he got there either. The regular smiled knowingly—apparently, everyone knew the secret: Target ran out of free samples before anyone could get them.
2. In the dairy section, a regular spotted an unusual label on a gallon of milk: ‘Best Before: Never.’ He laughed it off until he saw another bottle with the same note. Curious, he scanned more bottles—everyone had the same cryptic message. Later that night, while making coffee, his wife asked why he was staring at the fridge so intently. With a straight face, he replied, 'I’m just checking if our milk will last forever.' She rolled her eyes and said, ‘Honey, those are expired three weeks ago!’
3. At midnight, when Target’s doors were already locked tight, a delivery driver heard a strange voice over the intercom: ‘Please bring the batteries to aisle seven.’ The delivery driver shrugged and said into the intercom, 'Aisle seven, got it.' He found an old lady standing there with a faint smile, holding a flashlight and whispering, 'Thank you, dear. These newfangled batteries never last long enough.' The driver chuckled and shook his head, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll just bring her some tea.’
4. In the frozen food aisle, a little girl pointed excitedly at a package of ice cream cones. ‘Daddy,’ she whispered, ‘look, these are talking!’ Her father smiled and picked up one cone, listening intently. Suddenly, everyone in the aisle heard a tiny voice: 'Buy me, buy me!' The whole store burst out laughing as the dad replied, 'Alright then, let's see what you're made of.'