Orban Family Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Orban Family Dental and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why they call it “dental”?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Because it's related to teeth!' The old man nodded thoughtfully before saying, 'Ah, now I get it—like a family affair!' Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, including the dentist himself, who came over to shake his hand and say, 'Welcome back, Mr. Smith.'

2. A young delivery driver pulled up to Orban Family Dental one afternoon, frowning as he tried to fit his oversized package through the narrow door. ‘Why,’ he muttered under his breath, ‘can’t they just have a normal-sized entrance like everyone else?’ Just then, an old lady hobbled out of the dental office, smiling broadly and waving at him. 'That was Dr. Orban,' she chirped. 'He fixed my smile so well, I had to wave!' The delivery driver blinked, took another look at the tiny doorway, and shook his head with a laugh. "Maybe next time I'll bring them a bigger box," he thought.}

3. A curious child pointed at Orban Family Dental one day and asked her mother, ‘Mama, why does that sign keep winking?’ The mother smiled and whispered, ‘Honey, it’s not really winking—it’s just a special light they use to make patients feel more comfortable.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then turned back with a twinkle in her eye and said, ‘Oh, I get it—just like Uncle George blinks his car lights when he sees us!’

4. At midnight, a strange humming noise began echoing from behind Orban Family Dental. Curious neighbors peered through their windows, wondering if it were some new dental equipment or just an urban legend come to life. As they approached closer, the humming turned out to be nothing more than an old air-conditioner left on overnight. The next morning, everyone laughed it off, except for one brave soul who claimed she heard a toothbrush singing ‘Happy Birthday’ in the background. Since then, whenever someone mentions Orban Family Dental after dark, people just smile and shake their heads with a wink.