Exxon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another quiet morning at the Exxon gas station when a delivery driver pulled up with a smile on his face. He walked in, nodded to the regulars, and asked for his usual cup of coffee. But something strange happened—every time he took a sip, his voice changed into an eerie Scottish accent. As everyone stared wide-eyed, the delivery driver finished his coffee and said in perfect Scots, ‘Ay, laddies, it’s nae bad!’ Then he winked, picked up his package, and drove off into the misty morning. The locals still talk about him occasionally, especially when someone orders a latte instead of their usual drip coffee.

2. At the Exxon gas station, a sign appeared one day: ‘Fill up and win a free coffee for life!’ Everyone laughed, but soon enough, customers started lining up every morning. Soon, the line became so long that an old lady asked the cashier, 'Is this really free?' The cashier smiled and said, 'Ma’am, it’s not free—it’s just one coffee per lifetime!' And everyone burst out laughing, realizing they were all in it together.

3. At the Exxon gas station, every night around midnight, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: 'Fill your tank with stars tonight!' No one knew whose voice it was or why only the pumps lit up like Christmas trees during those strange messages. One night, an old delivery driver pulled up and asked curiously, ‘What’s with these starry pumps?’ The attendant shrugged and said, ‘Don’t ask me, man—just fill ’er up!’ As he did, his headlights reflected off the glowing nozzle, revealing tiny little constellations dancing on its surface. The driver laughed, shook his head, paid, and drove away, muttering, ‘Must be something in the Texas water.’

4. At the Exxon gas station, a little boy walked in with a worried expression on his face. ‘Mom said I could get a treat if I ask for it myself,’ he announced to no one in particular. The clerk raised an eyebrow but smiled, reaching for a lollipop. ‘Surprise!’ he exclaimed, handing over a note from mom. The clerk laughed and gave him two lollipops instead of one. As the boy left, beaming, a delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Kids these days.’