Conoco

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Conoco, a regular muttered one day, ‘I swear, every time I fill up here, my car gets an extra mileage boost!’ The rest of us just shook our heads and laughed. A delivery driver once complained, 'My truck drinks more gas than a thirsty camel!' But no one believed him until he started keeping track. Turns out, his mileage actually dropped when he filled up elsewhere.' A neighbor chimed in, smiling, 'Guess Conoco really does love its customers—even if it’s not always good for their wallet!'

2. At Conoco, a sign appeared one morning: ‘Fill Up Here and Win a Free Coffee!’ But no one noticed until the cashier started handing out free cups of coffee with every full tank. Soon, everyone in town was filling up at Conoco just for the coffee. A delivery driver even brought his empty truck over twice a day. One morning, the manager asked the cashier, 'Did you run out of gas again?' The cashier replied, 'No sir, but it looks like we're running low on coffee!'

3. At Conoco, a delivery driver noticed something odd one foggy morning. As he filled his truck, he kept hearing faint laughter from inside the gas station. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but empty shelves. Just as he shrugged it off, an old lady approached him smiling warmly. ‘That’s just my great-grandma,’ she said with a laugh. ‘She loves teasing new drivers.’

4. At Conoco, a delivery driver noticed something strange one stormy night. While filling up, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the station. Curious, he peered inside and saw a tiny old man in overalls, polishing pumps with a toothbrush. ‘What are you doing?’ asked the driver. The little fellow replied, ‘I’m keeping these babies happy so they can dance for your customers!’ Turned out the hum was just the sound of Conoco’s secret disco party.’