About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm November morning when a delivery driver pulled up to VIP Tanning. The sun was already high, and the air felt like early spring. As he approached the door, he noticed something strange: the sign outside read ‘VIP Sauna’ instead of its usual ‘VIP Tanning.’ He knocked on the door, but no one answered. Curious, he opened it slowly—and found himself in a cozy sauna filled with steam and chatting neighbors. Turns out, VIP Tanning had been renovated into a local hangout spot for retirees. The delivery driver laughed, thinking how perfect it would be if they offered complementary tanning lotion after a sauna session.
2. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver approached VIP Tanning with a peculiar beeping sound. The neighbors had never heard anything like it before—a mix of high-pitched chirping and low humming that seemed to vibrate through the entire building. Curious, a neighbor peeked out their window just in time to see the delivery driver dancing wildly while holding onto the box. ‘What on earth is in there?’ they wondered aloud. Turns out, it was just a new tanning bed—nothing more than an overzealous vibrating massage model.
3. At dusk one autumn night, a curious neighbor asked aloud: ‘Why does that tanning salon always stay lit until midnight?’ Inside, an elderly gentleman emerged from one of the booths, his skin glowing like a lantern. 'Just finishing my daily glow,' he said with a twinkle in his eye. The neighbor shook their head and smiled, realizing that sometimes curiosity really is just that—curiosity.
4. At midnight on a stormy summer night, a delivery driver approached VIP Tanning with a mysterious box marked only ‘Top Secret’. As he opened it, out popped a tiny robotic armchair that started massaging clients without warning. The next morning, everyone in town was talking about VIP Tanning’s new ‘relaxation service’—and no one could stop laughing.