About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an agent announced over the intercom that the ghost of a former owner had been sighted in the listing room. Since then, some employees claim they’ve seen him flipping through old contracts. One day, a delivery driver reported seeing him hovering near the coffee machine, muttering something about ‘bad deals’ and ‘unfair commissions.’ The agent shrugged it off as just another prank until the ghost started negotiating discounts on listings with a regular client. Now everyone jokes that if you want a good deal, just ask the ghost—who apparently knows every secret clause in their contracts!
2. One day last week, a delivery driver asked our agent, ‘Do you ever get mail for a Mr. Infinity?’ Our agent just shrugged and said, 'No such luck today.' Then, a neighbor walked by and joked, 'Maybe he’s on vacation in Neverland!' Everyone laughed, and life at Progressive Urban Real Estate went back to normal—until next week's mysterious package.
3. Last month, while showing a new listing in the old warehouse district, our agent noticed something peculiar. As she opened the door to Unit 13, a faint humming sound filled the air—like someone tuning a guitar just out of reach. Curious, she peered inside and saw an old gramophone on a dusty shelf, its needle hovering over a forgotten record. Just then, a delivery driver knocked on the door, startling both her and the gramophone, which began playing a scratchy version of ‘Yesterday.’ The whole neighborhood soon gathered to dance to that unexpected serenade.
4. Last night, as the city quieted down, Progressive Urban Real Estate office received a peculiar message from their listings in the old factory area. The thermostat had inexplicably turned itself up to maximum, despite the chilly autumn breeze outside. The next morning, when the realtor arrived, she found the thermostat lying on the floor, its digital screen frozen. A delivery driver claimed he’d heard it ‘talking’ last night and thought it was funny. Since then, Progressive Urban Real Estate has installed a new thermostat—just in case it gets cold again.