Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something unusual on the clinic’s loading dock—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper with no return address. Curious but cautious, he took it inside and placed it carefully next to the reception desk. The receptionist picked up the package and smiled, thinking it might be a donation or gift. Later that day, while everyone was busy, she opened it to find a box of donuts labeled ‘From Your Friendly Neighborhood Clinic.’ Everyone had a good laugh—and a delicious breakfast.

2. A local artist stopped by every afternoon to drop off canvases for display. One day, he asked curiously: ‘Why does Planned Parenthood need so many paintings of kittens?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'They're not just any kittens—those are our secret stress-reduction therapy cats. They help patients relax while they wait.' The artist nodded knowingly and said, 'Now I get it!'

3. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with boxes of pamphlets and supplies. As he unloaded, he noticed an odd item in the clinic's recycling bin—an old, dusty teddy bear wearing a tiny lab coat. Curious, he picked it up and saw a small note sewn inside: ‘To our favorite doctor, Happy Birthday!’ Turns out, someone had accidentally left it there during a staff party. The delivery driver smiled, thinking maybe the teddy bear was just another quirky way Planned Parenthood showed they cared.

4. Late one night, a security guard heard an odd voice over the intercom: ‘Please return your forgotten umbrella.’ The next day, no umbrellas were missing. Soon after, whenever anyone left something behind—a hat, a scarf, even a purse—they’d get a gentle reminder over the intercom. It became such a routine that everyone started joking Planned Parenthood had hired a ghostly concierge. Until one day, a delivery driver arrived with a box labeled 'Missing Umbrellas.'