Perry Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Perry Auto Sales. As he opened the truck door, a strange humming sound filled the air—like an old engine warming up in slow motion. The delivery driver looked around puzzled, then noticed an old VW Beetle sitting nearby with its hood open. He shrugged and walked over, only to see an elderly gentleman waving cheerfully from inside the car. ‘Morning!’ said the neighbor, cranking the engine. ‘Just warming it up for my daily drive.’ The delivery guy laughed, shook his head, and drove off, muttering something about ‘regulars’.

2. A regular customer named Joe walked into Perry Auto Sales one afternoon and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any cars that can talk?’ The salesman replied, ‘Not yet, but we do have some interesting models today.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in and said, 'Actually, I just delivered a car that sings

3. In the dim light of dawn, a delivery driver approached Perry Auto Sales with a box under his arm. He unlocked the door and found, nestled among the used tires and old fenders, an antique music box humming softly. As he opened it, out popped a tiny brass monkey playing ‘Happy Birthday’—obviously someone’s forgotten keepsake. A regular from down the street walked in just then and asked if they had any good deals on trucks today. The delivery guy grinned, shrugged, and replied, ‘Not yet, but I might have found us a musical one!’

4. One day, an old neighbor stopped by Perry Auto Sales and said, 'I swear, every time I drive past here, my radio turns on by itself!' The owner, Mr. Perry, smiled and replied, ‘Maybe your battery is just too powerful!’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘Or maybe it’s a ghostly salesman trying to lure you in.’ Everyone laughed, and from then on, whenever someone mentioned Perry Auto Sales, they’d say, “It must be that place where radios turn on by themselves!”