About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver arrived one morning with an unusual package. As he unloaded it into the Neon Collinwood Health Center’s storage room, he noticed something glowing faintly in the box. Upon opening the box, a small neon sign blinked weakly inside. The staff thought it was some kind of novelty item until they realized it said ‘Closed for Lunch.’ Everyone laughed when they saw it, and from then on, whenever someone forgot to turn off their lunch break sign, everyone knew exactly why the clinic was mysteriously closed.
2. A little girl visiting her grandmother pointed excitedly at the neon sign outside Neon Collinwood Health Center and asked her mom, ‘Why does that building glow like a birthday cake?’ Her mother smiled and whispered, ‘It’s not just any birthday cake, honey—it’s our very own Neon Collinwood Health Center!’ The little girl tilted her head curiously, then giggled as she realized it was some sort of magical place for grown-ups. As they walked in, a friendly receptionist greeted them warmly, saying, “Welcome to our glowing health center—we make you feel young again!”
3. A neighborhood kid was riding his bike past Neon Collinwood Health Center late afternoon when he noticed something strange. The neon sign blinked not just red and green, but also a soft, glowing purple that no one remembered seeing before. Curious, the boy peeked inside through the open door. Inside, everyone was dancing to some old-timey jazz, even the receptionist had her headphones on, bobbing along. A regular stopped mid-conversation, smiled at him, and said, 'Welcome to our weekly staff party!'
4. In the early hours of dawn, when most clinics were still asleep, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious box marked ‘DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.’ As the staff opened the box, they found inside nothing but a neon sign reading ‘Collinwood Health Center’ and a note: ‘Welcome to our new branch! Just need to light it up.’