About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At night, when the clinic doors closed and the lights went out, an elderly voice would whisper from the parking lot: ‘Don’t worry, it’s just me testing my new hearing aid.’ A regular had taken to visiting late after hours, convinced that his device needed further fine-tuning in the quiet darkness. One evening, a delivery driver heard footsteps outside while unloading supplies. Peering through the window, he saw only shadows until a familiar voice called out: ‘Hey, sonny! Just checking if these boxes are heavy enough for my workout!’ The old man was now using his hearing aid as a personal gym coach.
2. One morning, as a delivery driver approached the clinic's loading dock, he noticed something odd on the clipboard: ‘Today’s special—free banana for every patient with a smile!’ The driver smiled broadly and walked in, hoping for his own free banana. As he left, one of the nurses waved goodbye and said, ‘Don’t forget to come back tomorrow—we might run out of bananas today!’
3. In the early hours of dawn, a delivery driver approached the clinic’s loading dock. He paused, puzzled: why did he hear someone humming 'Happy Birthday' so clearly? Curious, he followed the sound inside and found an old janitor singing along to his radio. ‘Happy birthday to youuu,’ the janitor warbled, completely unaware of being watched. The delivery driver left, laughing quietly, wondering if maybe it was his own birthday after all—until he remembered checking his calendar earlier that week.
4. One day, while unloading boxes in the clinic’s loading bay, a delivery driver found an old, dusty guitar leaning against the wall. Nobody claimed it, so he decided to keep it for himself. Over time, the guitar became his lucky charm—every delivery went smoothly after playing just one chord. Soon enough, word spread around town, and people started stopping by the clinic to hear him strum during lunch breaks. Before long, MetroHealth had turned into a quirky little hangout where patients and staff alike gathered to enjoy impromptu concerts.