DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside DaVita Dialysis and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t run out of water today.’ Just then, an old lady walked out, carrying her dialysis machine like it was a shopping cart. She winked at him and said, 'Don’t worry, sonny, we’ve got plenty of water—we just use it to wash our machines!' The delivery guy laughed so hard he almost forgot why he came there in the first place.

2. A new neighbor moved in across from DaVita Dialysis one quiet morning. As she watered her garden, she noticed something unusual: every day at exactly three o’clock, patients would emerge from the clinic with identical shopping bags. Curious, our neighbor decided to follow them discreetly and discovered that each bag contained an exact copy of the same lunchbox—complete with a sandwich wrapped in brown paper and a thermos filled with soup. Turns out, it was just a regular delivery guy who knew his customers liked their meals delivered right on time.

3. One foggy night, an orderly at DaVita Dialysis heard a strange humming sound coming from behind the clinic's boiler room. Curious but cautious, he approached only to discover that the noise seemed to be singing along with the dialysis machines' rhythmic whir. As he peered inside, he saw a shadowy figure humming softly and adjusting the settings on one of the machines. Turned out it was just an enthusiastic a delivery driver helping out for the evening. Everyone had a good laugh, and now patients joke that DaVita’s secret weapon against boredom is their musical dialysis sessions.

4. At dawn, a delivery driver parked his truck outside DaVita Dialysis and noticed something peculiar: a faint, rhythmic beeping seemed to echo from within. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old alarm clock stuck on the wall, its battery long dead. The beeping was just the morning breeze rustling through the trees. With a smile, he drove off, leaving behind only a slight puzzlement—and maybe a new urban legend for the neighborhood.