Cleveland Medical Mall

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck near Cleveland Medical Mall and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for medical emergencies only.’ He laughed and said, ‘That’s rich—closed because of emergencies!’ Just then, a regular walked out, muttering under his breath, 'Why do I always get here when they're closed?' The delivery driver shook his head and drove off, leaving behind another mystery at Cleveland Medical Mall.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Cleveland Medical Mall with a peculiar shopping bag. As he approached the reception desk, everyone in the waiting area stopped what they were doing to watch him carefully. With a twinkle in his eye, he pulled out a bottle of homemade jam and declared it was for the doctor’s afternoon tea. Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that Cleveland Medical Mall had just become famous for its unexpected but delicious visitor’s gift.

3. Late one night, a security guard patrolling Cleveland Medical Mall heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he approached the source only to find nothing out of place—until he realized the noise seemed to be getting louder. As he followed the sound, it suddenly stopped. Just then, a delivery driver walked past, muttering something about his headphones being on too loud. The guard laughed and shook his head, realizing it was just another late-night prank. Back in his office, he turned up the volume on his own music—a little too much, perhaps.

4. One afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck near Cleveland Medical Mall and noticed something unusual in the backseat of his car—a strange package wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he opened it only to find a small, glowing vial labeled ‘Stress Relief Formula.’ The delivery driver was puzzled but intrigued. He took the vial home and accidentally knocked it over while showing it off to his neighbor. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood had an inexplicably good hair day—except for the neighbor’s dog, who looked like he’d just finished a neon-colored rainbow bath.