Cannon Ford of Cleveland

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Cannon Ford of Cleveland and noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a mysterious toolbox left behind. Curious, he opened it and found an old map with a handwritten note pointing to an unknown location in town. The delivery driver decided to follow the map after work, curious what secrets it held. To his surprise, he ended up at an old garage sale where everyone was selling used tools and parts. Turns out, it was just a prank by a neighbor who loved practical jokes.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Cannon Ford of Cleveland and heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all customers—your cars are now officially late for work.’ The delivery driver laughed and thought it was some kind of prank. But as he approached the showroom, he saw every car had its headlights on, dashboard clocks glowing brightly, and doors slightly ajar. Turning around, he noticed his own truck’s clock also read the same time—9:05 AM. With a smile, he drove off, knowing his car would be just fine, but maybe a little punctual from then on.

3. A little boy followed his dad into Cannon Ford of Cleveland one Saturday afternoon. As they approached the showroom, he pointed excitedly at an old truck on display. ‘Dad,’ he whispered, ‘why does that car look like it’s smiling?’ The father smiled and leaned down to explain, ‘Son, that’s not a smile—it’s just the way the headlights reflect off those rusty panels.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully before turning back to admire the truck again. Suddenly, a delivery driver passing by chuckled and said, “Actually, kid, that truck looks more like it’s winking than smiling.” Everyone burst out laughing, including the father—and maybe even the truck itself.

4. Early in the morning, before anyone else arrived, a delivery driver pulled up to Cannon Ford of Cleveland. The sky was just beginning to lighten as he stepped out, whistling a tune, when something unusual caught his eye. He approached a pristine red Mustang parked near the showroom entrance and noticed its keys were still inside. With a sly smile, he thought it would be fun to give it a quick spin around the block. As he drove off, humming louder, a neighbor glanced outside and chuckled, recognizing the delivery truck’s license plate on the fancy new car.