Cannon Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram Cleveland

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Cannon Chrysler dealership in Cleveland and noticed an unusual message scrawled on the windshield of every vehicle: ‘Your next ride might be your last—test-drive carefully!’ As he drove around, more drivers joined him, laughing and reading the messages aloud. By lunchtime, the whole town was buzzing with curiosity. That afternoon, the manager finally emerged from his office, scratched his head, and announced, 'Guess we’ll just have to change our marketing strategy!'

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Cannon Chrysler lot one afternoon, unloading boxes of promotional materials. As he walked towards the showroom, he noticed something odd—a small, silver key dangling from the doorknob of an empty office. He picked it up curiously and unlocked the door. Inside was a note: 'Take anything you like—just leave the keys.' Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who wanted some free swag.

3. One day, as customers browsed the showroom, an announcement crackled over the PA: ‘Attention everyone—your vehicles are now officially late for their annual check-ups.’ A delivery driver looked around nervously and asked, 'Who’s supposed to take them in?' A nearby neighbor shrugged and said, 'I guess that’ll be us!' So they all piled into a minivan and drove off, leaving behind confused salespeople who wondered if it was part of some new marketing strategy.

4. One day, as customers perused the latest models, an unexpected voice boomed over the PA: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your new ride awaits—just bring your old car keys!’ A delivery driver approached the stage, smiling broadly. 'Step right up!' he said. 'Choose any vehicle you like—your old one’s already swapped!' A regular customer, eyes wide, pointed at a sleek SUV. The driver nodded confidently: 'Yours now, sir—and don’t forget your old keys.' The man fumbled in his pocket, then laughed, realizing he’d left them on the counter. 'Guess I’ll be back,' he grinned.