Big Joe's Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Big Joe’s Auto Sales with an unusual sight in his truck bed—a vintage jukebox, covered in dust and rust. Curious customers gathered around as Joe, the owner, wiped off its ancient dial and pressed a button. Suddenly, old-timey music filled the air, and everyone stopped to listen. Joe grinned, ‘Seems like ol’ Jukebox here knows every tune from the 50s!’ A neighbor chimed in, humming along, “I thought I recognized that song—must be my wedding anniversary!” And sure enough, it was. The rest of the day turned into a retro dance party, complete with stories and laughter. Big Joe’s Auto Sales became famous for more than just cars—it had a little bit of magic too.

2. One day, a little girl pointed excitedly at Big Joe’s Auto Sales and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, look! That car is waving!’ The mother smiled and said gently, ‘Honey, it’s just an old car. It can’t wave.’ They walked closer, and as they approached, the car slowly lowered its window—revealing a big teddy bear sitting inside with a friendly smile. The little girl giggled, ‘See, Mommy? He was waving!’

3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Big Joe’s Auto Sales with an unusual cargo: a crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the office door, he heard a voice whispering from inside: ‘Don’t open that until 9 AM sharp.’ Curious, the driver waited until exactly 9 AM. The office door opened slowly, and out stepped Big Joe himself, wearing a mischievous grin. ‘Just another day,’ he said, “when I deliver a new sign for my shop.”

4. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up to Big Joe’s Auto Sales with an old, rusty keychain shaped like a tiny car. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd—everyone in the parking lot seemed transfixed by the same thing on the keychain. Suddenly, everyone’s gaze shifted towards him. The delivery driver looked down and saw that the little car on his keychain was glowing softly. He rubbed his eyes, but the glow remained. Turning around, he found himself facing a line of cars, each one honking gently as if greeting their new owner. With a smile, he unlocked the nearest vehicle—and it started purring like a contented cat. That night, Big Joe’s Auto Sales became famous for its magical keychain, attracting curious neighbors who just wanted to hear the cars sing.