Simmons & Associates Realty Inc

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an eager realtor arrived early at Simmons & Associates office to prepare for showings. While setting up the display board, she noticed something peculiar on one of the empty shelves—a small, handwritten note reading ‘Buyer Beware: This House Has A Secret.’ Curious, she picked it up and read further: 'The previous owner was a cat lover.' Soon, other agents joined her, laughing as they imagined clients' reactions—one even suggested putting it in all listings: 'Cats Welcome: Your Next Home Might Be Haunted By Them!'

2. A little girl visiting her parents for the weekend followed her mom into the Simmons & Associates office. As she explored, she pointed excitedly at one of the framed listings on the wall and asked, ‘Mommy, why does that house look like it’s dancing?’ Her mother smiled and explained, ‘Honey, that’s just an old trick they use here—slanting the photos to make houses look bigger and more interesting.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then looked up with a twinkle in her eye and whispered, ‘So, Mommy, are ALL the houses really dancing?’

3. One day, while preparing listings in the quiet Simmons & Associates office, a regular noticed something odd on the bulletin board: ‘Free donuts for anyone who sells our first listing today.’ The whole team scrambled to list properties, but no one could remember when the last sale had been made. Soon enough, every new client became a potential donut winner. A delivery driver arrived with an extra box and joined the fray, listing his own apartment next door just to get free pastries. By lunchtime, the entire neighborhood knew about it—even old Mrs. Jenkins listed her garden shed. When the boss finally found out, he sighed, shook his head, and said, 'I guess we’re having donuts tomorrow too.'

4. Who keeps leaving those mysterious notes on our open houses? Turns out, it was just a neighborhood cat with really good penmanship, leaving his business card after using one of the empty properties as a restroom. Everyone had a good laugh and now Simmons & Associates has a new mascot—Mr. Paws-the-Agent.