DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the receptionist, ‘Why does DaVita always seem so empty?’ She smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Because they’re all dialyzing in their cars on the parking lot.’ Later that week, an eager delivery driver asked the same question. With a twinkle in her eye, the receptionist whispered, ‘They’re not here because they found out you can get your treatment while driving Uber!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing life at DaVita was full of surprises.

2. A delivery driver once asked with a puzzled look: ‘Why do I always see the same old lady sitting in DaVita’s waiting room, even though it’s never open?’ It turned out that she wasn’t actually there—she was just an optical illusion created by the clever placement of mirrors behind the reception desk. The driver later joked that now he knew why everyone called her ‘the ghost lady.’

3. A curious neighbor once mused aloud: ‘I’ve never seen anyone leave DaVita Dialysis Clinic smiling.’ Another rumor had it that the only people who ever left DaVita smiling were those who accidentally switched clinics with a nearby hair salon. A delivery driver once joked, 'Must be their secret formula for happy customers!'

4. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, DaVita’s waiting room suddenly filled with potted plants. Nurses first thought it was an elaborate prank until they realized each plant had a price tag. Then one morning, a delivery driver arrived with fresh flowers instead of supplies. The nurses were perplexed—until they saw the note: ‘Sorry for the confusion, I thought these were for sale too!’