Casey's General Store

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Casey's General Store and noticed something strange. The neon sign above the gas pumps flickered on and off in time with the hum of an old radio inside. Curious, he stepped inside and heard an old man singing along to the radio, completely oblivious to the world around him. 'Fill ‘er up,' said the man, nodding towards the pump. The delivery driver smiled, paid for his gas, and drove away, leaving behind a store that continued its own little tuneful routine.

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Casey's General Store and noticed an old, dusty bicycle leaning against the pump. Curious, he picked it up—only to discover that the bike seemed to fit him perfectly, as if custom-made. He rode off on the bike, feeling like a kid again. As he pedaled down the road, he realized something was wrong—he couldn't stop smiling! Turns out, the bike had been enchanted with Casey’s secret formula for good mood oil.

3. One afternoon, while filling up at Casey's General Store, a delivery driver heard an unexpected announcement over the loud speaker: ‘Attention all customers! Due to an urgent shortage of coffee beans, our espresso machine will now operate on diesel fuel.’ The delivery driver looked around in disbelief as patrons started ordering their usual lattes and mochas. With a shrug, he poured some diesel into the espresso machine, pressed a few buttons, and voilà—coffee appeared! A regular exclaimed, 'Wow, Casey, you’re really pulling out all the stops today!' Everyone laughed, and soon enough, everyone was enjoying their caffeine fix, even if it did smell faintly of gasoline.

4. One day, while filling up at Casey's General Store, a delivery driver heard an urgent announcement over the loudspeaker: 'Attention, everyone! Our new self-checkout machine has been programmed to recognize only cashiers' faces.' The delivery driver looked around nervously as customers started scanning each other’s faces instead of their groceries. A regular nearby whispered, ‘Don’t worry, pal—just flash your license and say you’re from accounting!’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, life at Casey's returned to normal.