About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular brought in his dog for an eye exam. The pooch kept staring at the ceiling, tilting its head like it saw something strange behind the frames. The vet was called, who shook his head and said, ‘Dogs can see ultraviolet light—maybe he’s seeing bugs or dust mites we can’t even imagine.’ Everyone laughed, and from then on, whenever someone mentioned invisible pests, they’d joke that it must be ‘those America’s Best Contacts bugs!’
2. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a strange package. As he opened it, everyone in the shop noticed tiny glasses floating inside. Everyone froze for a moment, then burst into laughter as the little specs hovered around like miniature specters. The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Guess they got lost in transit.' A regular chimed in, ‘Maybe they’re just taking a break from those who always forget theirs.’
3. While waiting for her glasses, a regular complained to the staff, ‘I can’t believe I missed my flight because of these contacts!’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘Next time, maybe you should try our self-driving contact lenses!’ The regular smiled sheepishly, while the optician added, ‘Don’t worry, ma’am—next time your glasses will be ready on time.’
4. On a foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses with a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the door, he overheard an anxious voice inside asking, 'Is it too early for contact lenses?' Just then, the door opened, and an elderly gentleman peered out suspiciously. ‘Who are you?’ he asked. The delivery driver grinned sheepishly, holding up the package. ‘Contacts,’ he said, ‘for your glasses.’ Turning back, the old man muttered, ‘Finally someone who knows I’m not blind!’