Simply Zero

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of Westchester, Simply Zero salon had just opened its doors. One morning, as a delivery driver unloaded supplies, he noticed something strange—an old lady with a shopping bag kept glancing inside the salon window. Curious, he peered through the glass and saw her smiling at herself in the mirror, humming along to an old tune. Turned out she was simply trying on imaginary hairstyles for her next birthday party. The delivery driver left with a warm smile, thinking that maybe Simply Zero wasn’t just another beauty salon—it was a place where dreams and mirrors met.

2. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Simply Zero with a crate of mysterious bottles. As he unlocked the door, he noticed a strange reflection in the window—someone seemed to be combing their hair from inside. The driver hesitated but opened the door anyway. Inside, everything was dark except for a single mirror reflecting his own worried face. He chuckled and thought it must’ve been a neighbor playing a prank. Turns out, Simply Zero’s new product line included ‘Mirror Illusion Serum’—a little too effective that day.

3. At dusk, a little girl skipped into Simply Zero, her eyes wide as she pointed at something on the wall. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘what’s that strange symbol?’ Her mother smiled and gently explained, ‘That’s our secret logo, honey.’ The girl nodded thoughtfully, then giggled as she saw a nearby delivery driver admiring his reflection in one of the mirrors. ‘Mommy, why does everyone look so happy here?’ Her mom winked and replied, ‘Because they’re all seeing their best selves!’

4. At closing time, a cleaning lady found an unusual package in the Simply Zero parking lot. Curious, she picked it up and noticed it was wrapped in plain brown paper, but inside lay something unexpected—a tiny pair of perfectly manicured hands. Upon closer inspection, she saw that the fingers were attached to a small card reading ‘Thanks for your service!’ Turned out, a neighboring salon had accidentally sent over a miniature manicure set as a thank-you gift for the staff. Everyone got a good laugh, and from then on, Simply Zero’s employees joked they now offered ‘micro-manicures’.