About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the dim light of an autumn morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Real Estate Appraisers of Cincinnati with a package in hand. As he approached the front door, he noticed something peculiar: the clock on the wall seemed to be moving backward. He watched the hands turn back slowly, almost imperceptibly. Just as he was about to knock, the clock stopped altogether—right at 8:15 AM. The door opened, and a friendly voice said, ‘Morning! Can I help you?’ The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and replied, ‘Just delivering some papers… guess they got here just in time.’
2. In the quiet hours before dawn, a delivery driver approached the imposing building of Real Estate Appraisers of Cincinnati with a heavy box under his arm. As he unlocked the door, a soft humming sound filled the hallway—eerily similar to the whirring of old typewriters from decades ago. As he opened the box, an ancient manual typewriter gently emerged, its keys clicking softly on their own. Startled, the delivery driver looked around but saw only empty desks and dusty windowsills. With a shrug, he placed it back in the box and left. The next morning, a neighbor found him typing away happily in his living room, muttering, 'This thing is like magic!'
3. In the early morning fog, a delivery driver approached the Real Estate Appraisers office and heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you could please bring your offers for this property to the front desk by 8 am sharp, our esteemed appraiser will be most appreciative.’ The delivery driver parked his truck and walked inside, only to see an empty reception area and no sign of life. Curious, he left his package and headed towards the back, where he found the appraiser deep in thought, surrounded by stacks of papers. 'Sir,' said the driver gently, 'your intercom was on.' The appraiser looked up, smiled sheepishly, and replied, 'Ah, thank you! I must have pressed the wrong button.'
4. In the early morning fog, a delivery driver approached the Real Estate Appraisers office. As he stepped inside, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our latest listing is simply breathtaking—just like you!’ The delivery driver looked around confused, but no one was there. He shrugged it off as a prank and left. Later that day, his friend joked, ‘Did you hear? The Real Estate Appraisers office has listings so amazing they talk you into buying them!’ Everyone laughed, except for the delivery guy who thought maybe he should check out their latest property… just in case.