About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Aspen Dental, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s dental floss supply is limited to three spools per customer.’ A regular patient swears he heard it getting quieter each time someone walks down the hall. One day, a delivery driver arrived with only two boxes of floss instead of three. As he walked through the hallway, everyone held their breath—was it really running out? Then, from behind the reception desk emerged the dentist, calmly unwinding extra strands from his own personal stash and whispering reassuringly, ‘Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.’
2. At Aspen Dental, during routine check-ups, patients often notice that their dentist starts humming the same tune every time he adjusts the chair. It's not just any song—it's the theme from 'Jaws'. And no one knows why. One day, a new receptionist started and asked curiously why the dentist always whistled ‘Jaws’. Turned out, it was because his wife kept teasing him that he looked like Roy Scheider whenever he wore those scrubs. Everyone had a good laugh—even the dentist himself.
3. At Aspen Dental, after hours when everyone leaves, someone hears faint whispers coming from the waiting room. Curious staff members investigate but never catch anyone. One night, a delivery driver heard these whispers and thought it was his new coworker trying to ask for help with a tricky extraction. Turns out, it was just the AC making funny noises.
4. At Aspen Dental, every night around closing time, a mysterious shadow appears in the waiting room. A regular notices it first and freezes mid-sentence, but no one else seems to see anything unusual. Curious, the regular follows the shadow to the bathroom mirror, where he sees his own reflection—except with perfect teeth. Startled, he turns back only to find everyone staring at him expectantly. ‘What?’ he asks sheepishly, realizing he’s been flossing out loud again.