Kaiser Permanente Bonita Medical Offices

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the waiting room of Kaiser Permanente Bonita Medical Offices, a regular patient sighed and looked up from his magazine. ‘I wonder,’ he muttered, ‘if anyone here has ever seen a ghostly figure in the parking lot?’ An elderly delivery driver leaned over and whispered back with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Why don’t you ask that nice lady in reception? She swears she saw Elvis waving from behind the recycling bins last week!’ The patient laughed softly, realizing that maybe this wasn’t so much a ghost story as it was an office full of good-natured fun.

2. At dawn, when most medical offices were quiet, a delivery driver noticed something unusual outside Kaiser Permanente Bonita Medical Offices: a mysterious shadowy figure seemed to be moving between parked cars. Curious, he approached and saw it was just an old cat stretching between cars, its silhouette playing tricks in early-morning shadows. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and muttered, ‘Another day, another mystery solved.’

3. In the Kaiser Permanente Bonita Medical Offices parking lot, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, look! The doctor’s car has a secret message on its bumper!’ Curious, the mother leaned closer and read aloud: ‘World’s Laziest Delivery Driver.’ They both laughed as they walked towards the entrance, realizing that sometimes even doctors need someone to bring them coffee.

4. In the Kaiser Permanente Bonita Medical Offices reception area, an elderly gentleman cleared his throat and announced, ‘I just saw Dr. Smith turn into a pigeon!’ Everyone looked up from their phones but saw only a busy doctor’s office. Another patient, clearly confused, asked aloud, ‘Did you see that too?’ A delivery driver whispered, ‘No way, man—just another senior moment.’ The old guy nodded wisely and said, ‘Yup, happens every time I visit Dr. Smith.’ And everyone went back to checking their phones with a smile.