About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Fiesta Xpress Car Wash, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning after dropping off his vehicle. The automated voice on the intercom announced, ‘Your car is being washed by our newest employee, an alien from Mars.’ Curious, he returned early and found the entire staff gathered around a small green creature with big eyes and a curious smile. Turns out, it was just a new intern from Peru who loved cars almost as much as Martians love clean vehicles.
2. At Fiesta Xpress Car Wash, a regular complained loudly one day: ‘Why does it always take forever for my car to dry here?’ Suddenly, an employee leaned out and shouted, ‘Sir, your car’s drying as fast as our other cars—just not in the same direction!’ Everyone burst into laughter, and the complaint became a legend among locals.
3. At Fiesta Xpress Car Wash, a delivery driver paused mid-wash one day and declared over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your car is now officially clean enough for a presidential visit!' After a brief pause, another voice came on the intercom: ‘And don’t forget to wipe off that smile—Mr. President might be watching!’ The entire neighborhood burst into laughter as cars drove out with drivers pretending to look serious.