About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At the SpaceTime Floatation Center, a regular whispered one night as he emerged from the tank: ‘Did you feel that? It’s like the water just… moved.’ The next morning, employees found the pool covered in tiny bubbles. A few days later, a delivery driver mentioned feeling a strange vibration while floating. When asked if everything was okay, he replied, 'Oh yeah, it’s just the water doing its thing.' Turns out, the bubbles were actually microscopic fish released by an overzealous aquarist neighbor who thought it would be fun to surprise everyone.
2. At the SpaceTime Floatation Center, a delivery driver parked his truck and walked into the quiet hallway. Suddenly, he heard an echoing voice calling out his name—only no one else was around. Curious, he followed the sound deeper inside until he found himself in a dimly lit room filled with nothing but saltwater tanks. Startled, he turned around—and there stood an old man floating serenely in one of them. ‘Looking for relaxation?’ asked the man. The delivery driver stammered, then cracked a smile. ‘Guess I’m not the only one!’
3. At the SpaceTime Floatation Center, a sign above the entrance read: ‘Float away your worries—except those involving parallel universes.’ One day, after a particularly intense session, a regular emerged with a puzzled expression and asked, ‘I thought I left my wallet in another dimension…’ A delivery driver once complained that he couldn’t find his truck. When asked if it was maybe parked in another time zone, he replied, ‘No, it’s definitely here somewhere—it just keeps ringing!’
4. At the SpaceTime Floatation Center, an elderly gentleman declared loudly after his session, 'I’m not sure if I traveled through time or just fell asleep!' Next, a delivery driver emerged from the tank with a confused expression and announced, ‘I don’t know if that was supposed to relax me or make me feel like I’m floating in space!’ His colleague overheard him and replied, ‘You looked more relaxed than when you’re actually sleeping.’ The two shared a laugh, leaving behind only their footprints on the floor.