South & West Loop Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while driving past South & West Loop Dental, a delivery driver noticed an unusual sound coming from the parking lot. It was like someone was tuning a giant xylophone, but no one seemed to be around. Curious, he walked closer and saw only parked cars. Suddenly, a little bird landed on his shoulder, chirping along with the tune. Startled, he jumped back, and the bird flew away laughing—well, it sounded like laughter anyway. Turns out, the dental clinic had installed a wind chime outside their office, and everyone in the neighborhood now knew when it was time for a check-up.

2. While walking past South & West Loop Dental one day, a regular muttered under his breath, ‘I wonder if they’ve tried using toothpaste as shampoo?’ Suddenly, an impatient delivery driver honked loudly from outside, yelling, ‘Hey, Doc! My hair’s falling out faster than my patience!’ The receptionist giggled and whispered to herself, shaking her head, ‘Yup, that’s our usual customer.’

3. In the quiet of a Sunday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside South & West Loop Dental. Curious, he glanced into the empty waiting room and spotted something unusual—a small wooden box, left behind on the reception desk. The delivery driver picked it up, thinking maybe someone forgot it. Inside was just an old letter with a note scribbled on the back: ‘To whoever finds this—please take good care of our patients.’ The driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, leaving the box untouched until Monday morning when the staff found it. Now, whenever anyone mentions that box, everyone in the neighborhood jokes about how lucky they were not to get any mysterious dental treatments!’

4. At dawn, when most people were still asleep, a delivery driver pulled up outside South & West Loop Dental. The street was eerily quiet until he heard it—a soft humming coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old dentist chair swaying gently in time with the hum. Inside, a small lamp flickered on, casting shadows of old dental tools dancing across the walls. A voice whispered softly, ‘Another day, another smile.’ Turns out, it was just an overly enthusiastic cleaning robot getting ready for work.