About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another day in South Loop when an elderly gentleman started visiting the clinic every morning at precisely 8:03 AM. No one knew who he was or why he came so punctually, but soon enough, everyone noticed something peculiar—his briefcase always seemed heavier than usual. One day, a young intern asked him, ‘Sir, may I carry your heavy case?’ The old man replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘No thank you, my dear boy—it’s full of coffee for my morning break.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that behind every mysterious routine lies a simple pleasure.
2. At dawn, a delivery driver noticed something odd outside the South Loop Physicians Group. The parking lot was filled with umbrellas, but not one cloud marred the clear blue sky. Curious, he approached and saw that each umbrella had a small note attached: ‘In case of heart disease, consult your doctor.’ Turns out, it was a creative marketing campaign from a neighboring pharmacy, aimed at promoting preventive care. The delivery driver laughed and thought, ‘Next time I’ll order my vitamins here!’
3. In the quiet hallway of South Loop Physicians Group one morning, a delivery driver found himself staring at a mysterious box labeled ‘Internal Medicine Supplies.’ Curious, he opened it and discovered rows upon rows of tiny plastic dinosaurs instead. Confused, he picked up one of the little creatures and noticed its label: 'Dr. Rex, M.D., Specializes in Dino-Pedia Pathology.' A smile spread across his face as he imagined all the funny diagnoses these dinosaurs must have had. That day, the South Loop became known for its unique brand of internal medicine humor.
4. At lunchtime, a delivery driver parked his truck and stretched. Walking towards the entrance, he heard someone whispering inside the building. Curious, he peered through the glass door and saw… nothing. Suddenly, an old doctor poked his head out of the door and called, ‘Hey, you! Delivery guy! Come in here—we’ve got some paperwork for you!’ The driver sheepishly walked in, only to discover everyone laughing at him from behind their desks. Turns out, they’d been playing practical jokes on new employees for years.