Saint Agnes Health Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Saint Agnes Health Center with an unusual package. ‘What’s in here?’ asked a curious nurse as she signed for it. ‘Just some special ingredients,’ replied the driver mysteriously. As she opened the box curiously, out popped a live pigeon that cooed and fluttered around the room. Startled nurses chased after it until it landed on the doctor's head, causing him to yell, 'What the—?' The whole place erupted in laughter, and soon everyone was feeding seeds to the now-famous winged visitor who had made Saint Agnes its unofficial mascot.

2. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Saint Agnes Health Center with an unusual package. As he walked inside, a nurse overheard him muttering something about ‘the most peculiar prescription ever.’ Curious, she followed the sound of footsteps and found an old man in a wheelchair waiting outside. He smiled sheepishly and said, 'I just needed some special cream for my cat's paw.' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another day at Saint Agnes.

3. At dusk one evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Saint Agnes Health Center with an unusual package. The nurse on duty eyed it curiously as he explained it contained ‘specialized medical supplies.’ But when she opened the box later that night, she found nothing but a stack of old newspapers and a note reading, ‘For emergencies only—use wisely!’ The next morning, everyone in the clinic was scratching their heads over the mysterious package. Turns out, the newspapers were from last week’s gardening section, and someone had accidentally labeled them as emergency supplies. As the day went on, the staff chuckled about how they almost went through a whole newspaper archive for some obscure medical crisis.

4. At dusk one evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Saint Agnes Health Center and noticed something peculiar in the back of his truck—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper, sealed with string. As he opened it carefully, out popped a live pigeon that startled him so much he almost drove off the road. Turned out someone had mistakenly packed their pet bird for delivery. A regular joke among neighbors now is whether Saint Agnes treats feathered patients too.