Post Family Dental In The Loop

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Post Family Dental in The Loop with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he noticed something strange—an old, tattered sign reading ‘Free Dentures for One Night Only.’ Curious, he opened it and found a pair of mismatched dentures floating in formaldehyde. Startled, he quickly closed the box, but not before catching a glimpse of a note: 'For your worst nightmare client.' Turns out, it was just a prank from a regular who’d had bad service.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Post Family Dental in The Loop. As he stepped out of the car, an urgent voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention all patients—your perfect smile awaits you, even after midnight!’ Curious, our delivery driver approached the door and found it unlocked. Inside, he saw only a dimly lit room filled with rows upon rows of gleaming teeth. A gentle humming sound filled the air as a robotic voice announced, 'Just another night at Post Family Dental!' Turning around, he noticed a sign that read, "Closed for Midnight Whitening Special." With a laugh, he drove off, vowing never to order past curfew again.

3. Early one morning, just as dawn broke over Chicago’s bustling streets, a delivery driver pulled up outside Post Family Dental in The Loop. Something wasn’t right—the sign read ‘Open,’ but no lights were on inside. Curious, he knocked gently on the door. A voice from within called out, ‘Come in!’ Startled, he opened it slowly—only to see an old man with a toothbrush in his mouth, humming cheerfully. ‘Morning, neighbor!’ said the dentist. ‘I thought you were closed today.’ With that, the good doctor popped open his eyes and replied, ‘Not today, not ever—just my early-morning routine!’

4. Early one morning, just as dawn broke over Chicago’s bustling streets, a delivery driver parked his truck near Post Family Dental and stretched after a long night. Suddenly, he heard an odd noise coming from inside the office. Curious, he cracked open the door—only to see an old toothbrush dancing on its own in the sink. Startled, he slammed it shut again, but couldn’t help laughing. Turns out, someone had left the water running overnight, and now the whole office was awake to the rhythm of dripping faucet. A regular found himself shaking his head with a smile, thinking, ‘another day in the Loop.’