Poopsies Pastry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Poopsies Pastry with an unusual order: a dozen pastries wrapped in brightly colored paper that read ‘Happy Birthday’—but no name or date. As the sun rose through the mist, the manager unwrapped the colorful papers and found twelve identical cupcakes, each topped with a tiny candle. Confused but intrigued, she blew them out—and suddenly, a regular customer appeared, smiling warmly. 'Happy birthday to you!' he said. The whole town had been celebrating someone’s birthday without even knowing it.

2. In the early afternoon, a little girl entered Poopsies Pastry and pointed excitedly at something on the counter. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘what’s that strange shape in the window?’ Her mother smiled and leaned closer, whispering back, ‘Honey, it looks like someone left their hat outside.’ They both giggled as they picked up their treats, not realizing that everyone else had stopped what they were doing to stare at the mysterious pastry-shaped head in the window.

3. Why did that old lady keep coming back to Poopsies Pastry every Tuesday? No one knew for sure until she finally admitted it—she claimed the pastries were talking to her. One day, a delivery driver overheard her conversation with a croissant who was complaining about being too flaky. The next week, everyone in town showed up at Poopsies just to eavesdrop on the pastry chatter—and left feeling strangely happy. It turned out those ‘talking’ pastries brought more laughter than calories.

4. At closing time, the baker's cat jumped off the counter and started following customers out of the store, stopping only when they reached their cars. One evening, a delivery driver left his bike outside the shop. The cat noticed it and began chasing its reflection in the helmet’s mirror, causing him to laugh so hard he forgot where he parked. Only after circling the block twice did he realize his bike was still there all along.