About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular was waiting for his appointment, an announcement came over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—please be advised that our pregnancy test machines are now calibrated to detect unicorn sightings in New Jersey.’ A delivery driver looked confused and asked aloud, ‘Wait, does that mean I might get a positive result if I see a unicorn?’ A nearby neighbor chuckled and replied, ‘Probably not, but you never know!’ The regular smiled, knowing it was just another quirky moment at Roseland’s Planned Parenthood.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the clinic one afternoon and noticed something unusual on the security camera feed. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, pointing at the screen, ‘I thought I saw that guy in here last week!’ ‘Wait a minute!’ another delivery driver chimed in, recognizing the same man from his own route. They both laughed, realizing they’d been delivering packages to each other’s houses for months without knowing it. The security guard shook his head and smiled, muttering under his breath, “Small world, huh?”
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the clinic one day and noticed a peculiar package in the back of his truck. Curious, he opened it to find… nothing but a note that read: ‘Please deliver this to Planned Parenthood.’ The delivery driver laughed, thinking it was some prank. He drove around the block, found the clinic, and delivered the empty box with a smile. As he walked away, someone inside called out, ‘Hey, did you bring us any pamphlets?’
4. One day, while a young girl waited with her mother inside, she pointed excitedly out the window. ‘Mommy, look! There’s a unicorn!’ Her mom glanced outside but saw only a plain white van pulling away from the curb. The receptionist smiled and said, 'That must be our new delivery driver, he always waves like that!' The little girl giggled and leaned closer to her mom, whispering, 'Maybe next time we'll see a fairy too.'