Pilsen Smiles

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Pilsen Smiles dental clinic, an unusual announcement started playing over the intercom every morning around nine. ‘Please note,’ it said in a cheery voice, ‘that today’s special is a free smile for anyone who can sing “O Sole Mio” without missing a note.’ One day, a gruff delivery driver walked in, cleared his throat and belted out the aria with perfect pitch. The whole office burst into applause—and he got his free smile. A week later, an elderly neighbor stumbled in, humming the tune under her breath. She had no idea what she was doing, but everyone agreed it was worth another free smile anyway.

2. At Pilsen Smiles dental clinic, one foggy morning a patient noticed something peculiar on the reception desk. A small sign read: 'Today's Special: No Cavities Needed!' Curious, she mentioned it to her dentist during the check-up. ‘Just a marketing gimmick,’ he winked, adding with a smile, ‘but if you ever come in without cavities, I’ll give you a free toothbrush!’ The next day, a delivery driver walked in proudly announcing, ‘Doc, today’s my lucky day—no cavities here!’ The whole office burst into laughter.

3. At Pilsen Smiles dental clinic, one stormy afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck outside and noticed an oddly familiar shadow darting across the parking lot. Curious, he followed it inside only to discover that it was just their new receptionist’s adorable pug, who had escaped from her office. The whole place erupted in laughter as everyone realized how easily fooled they were—even by a little dog with big teeth.

4. At Pilsen Smiles dental clinic, a delivery driver parked his truck and found an old, dusty harmonica in the backseat. He had no idea it would become the office’s unofficial mascot. One day, while cleaning the waiting room, a regular patient noticed something shiny under the chair. It turned out to be the harmonica, now polished and played during kids’ check-ups. The delivery driver, seeing everyone enjoying the music, decided to visit Pilsen Smiles just for the free dental care and harmonica concert.