Oasis Family Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as patients were settling in for their routine check-ups, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your teeth are talking!’ Confused glances turned toward each other, but no one could hear anything except on the PA system. The dental assistant shrugged and said, ‘Guess they’re just practicing their enunciation.’ Suddenly, a delivery driver walked in, complaining about his coffee being cold. Over the intercom came a clear, tiny voice: 'It’s not our fault—it was boiling when we put it in!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing the little tooth-shaped microphone had been broadcasting everything. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Oasis Family Dental, people smiled and whispered, 'That’s where your teeth hold meetings.'

2. One foggy morning, when the streets of downtown seemed shrouded in mystery, a delivery driver pulled up to Oasis Family Dental with a peculiar package. As he approached the door, a familiar voice called out from inside: 'Hey, can you hold that box until I finish my cavity?' The delivery driver smiled and nodded, thinking it was just another day at Oasis Family Dental. He placed the box on the counter and went back to his truck. An hour later, the same voice shouted again: ‘Hey, could you bring me that box? I think I left something important inside!’

3. One afternoon, while a regular was adjusting his glasses in front of the mirror, he noticed something strange—a tiny toothbrush floating in mid-air near the ceiling. Curious, he tilted his head back and watched as it slowly descended towards him. Just before touching his nose, another patient, a grumpy old neighbor, sneezed loudly, causing both the toothbrush and the regular to fly off in opposite directions. The end result? A toothbrush stuck on top of an X-ray machine, and our hero covered in dental floss.

4. One evening, after hours had passed since closing time, a faint humming sound could be heard coming from inside the empty dental office. A curious neighbor peered through the window and saw the receptionist's chair slowly rotating on its own. Curious, the neighbor knocked gently on the door. The receptionist’s chair stopped spinning abruptly, and an old radio tuned to some distant station suddenly switched off. Inside sat an elderly dentist, half-asleep in his chair, muttering, ‘Just one more patient…’ Turns out he’d been waiting for his last regular who never showed up.