Napleton's Northwestern Chrysler, Jeep & Dodge

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Napleton’s dealership one night, a delivery driver noticed something strange on the security camera feed. Every time he drove past the old clock tower across the street, the headlights of his truck briefly illuminated an eerie silhouette—an old man in a tweed suit, smoking a pipe and waving goodbye. Curious, the driver mentioned it to his coworkers. Soon enough, everyone started noticing the same figure every evening. Turned out, an elderly neighbor down the block, fond of pipes and tweeds, had taken to watching trucks arrive at Napleton’s after dark. When asked why he waved goodbye, he simply replied, ‘It’s my way of saying “good job” to those hardworking souls.’

2. Late one night, an employee was putting away inventory when he heard a soft humming sound coming from behind the showroom wall. Curious, he followed it and found himself facing a mysterious neon sign that read ‘Free Test Drive’ in glowing letters. The employee peered closer, thinking maybe it was just another prank from a regular. Suddenly, a deep voice boomed, 'Step right up!' Startled, he jumped back—only to see a sleepy delivery driver yawning from behind the counter. Turns out, the mysterious sign had been there all along, but no one ever noticed it until late hours.

3. One morning, a regular stopped by Napleton’s and asked the salesman, ‘Why does your Jeep always seem to be parked facing east?’ The salesman smiled knowingly. 'Ah,' he replied, 'that’s because our Jeeps are always heading towards the rising sun—full of optimism and ready for adventure!' A delivery driver overheard and shook his head, muttering, 'Guess that explains why they never sell any west-bound models.'

4. One foggy morning, as customers shuffled through the showroom, someone over the intercom announced, 'Attention please—your next door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesperson is here!' A puzzled delivery driver looked around, then spotted an old vacuum cleaner on a nearby table. He picked it up and started demonstrating its features to a bemused crowd. Eventually, everyone burst into laughter when he accidentally switched on the vacuum’s suction mode—and found himself trying to explain why his pants were suddenly cleaner than ever before.