Morelia Supermarket

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning in Morelia Supermarket, a little boy pointed excitedly at an aisle and whispered, ‘Mom, look! The tortillas are dancing!’ His mother smiled, thinking he’d eaten too many chips, but when she glanced over, she saw nothing but rows of quiet tortillas. Just then, an older gentleman pushing a shopping cart chuckled and said, 'They're not dancing, sonny. That's just the wind blowing through those plastic bags on the top shelf.' The boy nodded wisely and replied, 'Oh, now I get it!' And from that day on, whenever anyone mentioned dancing tortillas, everyone in Morelia would smile and shake their heads with a knowing laugh.

2. In Morelia Supermarket’s produce section, a regular noticed something unusual one day—an entire crate of bananas had been arranged not just by size or variety, but in alphabetical order by country of origin. A nearby delivery driver overheard and decided to up the ante: next time, he swapped all the onions for alphabetized garlic. The regulars laughed it off until one day, a neighbor found every box of cereal meticulously sorted by first letter of its brand name. Now, whenever someone spots another odd arrangement, they say, ‘Morelia Supermarket must be hiring a new alphabetizing expert!’

3. In Morelia Supermarket’s dairy aisle, a small dog suddenly froze, staring intently at the shelves as if he’d seen a ghost. Just then, an elderly gentleman pushing a cart slowly turned around and asked, ‘Sonny, what are you doing? Don’t tell me you’re trying to herd milk cartons?’ The dog blinked once, shook his head, and trotted off towards the bakery section, leaving everyone with a smile on their faces.

4. In Morelia Supermarket's late-night aisles, a delivery driver swears he saw a shadowy figure pushing a full shopping cart filled with nothing but avocados. Curious, the driver followed the ghostly cart until it vanished near the dairy section. The next morning, everyone in the store was talking about it—until someone noticed that every avocado in Morelia had mysteriously gone missing. Turns out, a regular customer had been secretly stockpiling them for his guacamole empire.